WHY? This German-Irish bit of handsome is just that…a bit of handsome. He can act, likes the sistahs, speaks fluent Deutsch with a lilting Irish brogue, and his name is awesome – I mean, “Fassbender”…it’s like a Chippendale with a past.
Furthermore a guy who says things such as “I think you can use your body to express a paragraph of dialogue” has GOT to be wifey material. I salute you, M. Fass.