WHY? Apparently if you look at his body from a certain angle it reflects the light from Saturn’s rings. Men, women and panthers wanna be him. If he ever flew to the moon there’d be no sexy left on the planet. Don’t ya just wanna count his tattoos? And only Evans could get away with wearing those snug little Captain America tights, anyhow. Star-spangled man, indeed.
He Could Get It…Chris Evans