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He Could Get It…Christian Bale

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WHY?
I just want to watch him clean my house. Is that too much to ask? Yes his mind is a bag of cats but I reckon he’d be down for anything – even wear your shoes if you asked the right way. This multi-accented, luxurious haired prince of darkness would take you on a date and either kiss you at the end of the night, or grab you by the waist and abseil down the nearest building- probably both and not necessarily in that order. As for his tumultuous temper, well brooding can be hot, but he is going to have to play some Uno once in a while or it’ll never work.