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He Could Get It…Jeremy Renner

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WHY? Ah, Renner. A seriously red-blooded male and the hottest archer this side of Pluto. His performance as shaft-slinging Hawkeye in The Avengers was quietly badass as well as engaging and sent all the girls’ hearts a-quiver (geddit?). He sings AND plays the guitar AND the piano, AND could probably persuade Scarlett Johansson to get nekkid for the internet again if he wanted to. There needs – I repeat, NEEDS – to be a film that includes him tickling Gymnopedie No 1 on the ivories before smacking someone in the throat – in fact I need to write it.

(“Editor’s” note: Contributed by Hannah Deen. That’s right, I have contributors now. Ball so hard)