WHY? With a name smoother than a Werther’s Original his tenuous grip on the English language doesn’t really matter. The man is a facial composite of smouldering: Cary Grant jawline. Sean Connery circa-From-Russia-With-Love hair. Taylor Lautner eyes. Your boy is iced out with accolades, is hugely talented, and he can SING, ladies – in French mind, so no Bruno Mars just yet – but his quirky Franco-humour more than makes up for it. Va-va-voom? In spades.