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He Could Get It…Robert Downey Jr

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WHY? 

1. The wise short one once said “I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.” Indeed, the whole bad boy gone good schtick is really really attractive.

2. His predilection for kooky two piece suits and trainers. Were a lesser man to grace the red carpet in a similar fashion he’d be arrested for disturbing the peace.

3. He SINGS, you guys.

4. And plays the piano.

5. He comes across as slightly crazy. Like you’ll get in from work and he’ll be wearing a colander on his head. Probably just to make you laugh.

6. Yes he’s old enough to be my dad – but when that bothers me I’ll send you an email.

He Could Get It…Jeremy Renner

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WHY? Ah, Renner. A seriously red-blooded male and the hottest archer this side of Pluto. His performance as shaft-slinging Hawkeye in The Avengers was quietly badass as well as engaging and sent all the girls’ hearts a-quiver (geddit?). He sings AND plays the guitar AND the piano, AND could probably persuade Scarlett Johansson to get nekkid for the internet again if he wanted to. There needs – I repeat, NEEDS – to be a film that includes him tickling Gymnopedie No 1 on the ivories before smacking someone in the throat – in fact I need to write it.

(“Editor’s” note: Contributed by Hannah Deen. That’s right, I have contributors now. Ball so hard)

He Could Get It…Chris Evans

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 WHY? Apparently if you look at his body from a certain angle it reflects the light from Saturn’s rings. Men, women and panthers wanna be him. If he ever flew to the moon there’d be no sexy left on the planet. Don’t ya just wanna count his tattoos? And only Evans could get away with wearing those snug little Captain America tights, anyhow. Star-spangled man, indeed.

He Could Get It…Tom Hiddleston

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WHY? Fell a bit in love with him after Thor because he was all menacing and sneaky and melodramtic and cute. Then I found out he was in Wallander and I loved him even more. His tweets are pure poetry, and the way he is oh-so-grateful for his fans’ support… And who can forget that voice of his – as neat, and proper and English as a cricket green and equally as lush. Oh, and he is FIERCELY intelligent. Seriously. His IQ should be measured in Farenheit or something.